letter of complaint

Dear Excessive Emailer,

When I gave you my email address, I did not realize I was going to be bombarded with group emails containing your latest cake pics. I have seen a home made cake before and, while I'm sure you're extremely proud of your work, have no interest in viewing a slide show filled with your mediocre creations. If I wanted a cake that looked home made, I'd make my own.

Sincerely, me